Archive for February, 2008

That Darn Bladder

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

I get into this situation 3-5 times every week:

I drink a lot of water at work. Because of this I go to the bathroom 2-4 times a day (while at work). I also work while at work. A conflict arises because of this: I am trying to work on something, but my bladder keeps distracting me. It is difficult to focus, because I need to take the piss. However, I don’t want to get up and risk losing my “work groove” (which is, because of the difficulty in keeping focus, ever waning). I therefore go on working in discomfort up until the point that my need to urinate exceeds my desire to continue working. Finally I get up with a sigh and relieve myself. I hate my stupid bladder.

XLII

Monday, February 4th, 2008

Sometimes, the most beautiful thing of all is watching the destruction of something beautiful.