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Q: When I become a Drunkard am I entitled to phat lewtz, dope raids, or other "normal" guild activities? A: Contrary to popular belief, phat lewtz and raids aren't "normal" guild activities, so unless you wanna be some sort of freak you'll join the Drunkards. |
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Q: If I'm a Drunkard does that mean everyone has to tolerate my inane ramblings, port requests, stupid attitude and jerk-off ideas? A: No, only guild leaders get this privilege. |
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Q: Why do people keep shouting "viva" at me? A: That's our guild shout - you know, like how Nightblade had BAMM! and Gary Coleman had What'choo talkin' bout Willis? |
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Q: As a Drunkard will I garner respect throughout the land and from other guilds? A: well... no, however we do partake in plenty of beer-garnering! |
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Q: Why does Twyl keep jumping from real high spots and kill himself over and over? A: When you're the leader of a guild, your subjects need to follow you despite any personal reservations they might have. Twyl just does this to prove and perpetuate this rule... much like Stalin ruled with terror, Twyl rules with confusion. |
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Q: Someday can I be famous like Riddeck and have my nipple on the website? A: No... unless of course you're female, in which call please email all nipple pics to Twyl. |
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Q: Can Guenyvar be my girlfriend? A: No. |
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Q: What do I have to give the guild if I become a member? A: You must die over and over again in uncountable failed Rono-raids. |
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Q: Wait, I've gotten this far and still don't know what the Drunkards even ARE... A: We're an everquest guild on the Cazic-Thule server, though we do have pseudo-members on other servers, CT is where most of us reside. |
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Q: How do I join? A: Ask the all-mighty Twyl. He will give you a complex test (usually a few questions or a quest ranging from "if you were a jelly, what flavor would you be?" to "only WHO can prevent forest fires? a) you b) me") and then based on Twyl's mood that day you will or won't get in. |
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Q: Are we allied with other good guilds? A: Uh, sure, we're with all the good ones. |
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Q: How did the Drunkards get started? A: Well, after being refused entrance to nearly all of the guilds on Cazic Thule server, Bretten and Twyl decided they'd make a guild of their OWN to show those other bastages. And they'd have black jack, and hookers! In fact, forget the black jack and the guild! Years later they spontaneously created the guild. |
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Q: Is this a good guild for me to join? A: Unfortunately no one can be told just how good this guild is... you have to experience it for yourself. |
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Q: What is the average real-life age of guild members? A: Upon our latest polls as well as extrapolated datum from neilson ratings, our current estimate is 12.3. |
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Q: Is there a place on the site where I can go and see common questions other people asked and see the answers? A: Too much work. *shrugs* |
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Q: How often can I expect to be part of any type of guild event? A: I guess that depends on what guild you're in. |
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Q: Ok, how often can I expect to be part of a DRUNKARD guild event? A: If by event you mean "listen to stupid people saying stupid things in /gu" then every-damn-night! |
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Q: Ok, well then how do I get out of the Drunkards? A: /gu remove |
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Q: Does the guild have lots of inside jokes that would make me feel uncomfortable if I just came in? A: Only if the Donkey rides backwards! *big wink* |
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Q: Hypothetical situation: I was just kicked out of my last guild for sending cyber mistells in the guild, what are the repercussions for doing this in Drunkards? A: Usually we give out medals. |
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Q: Can my cat join the Drunkards too? A: Sorry, no pets. It is for this reason that upon any shamans reaching 34 we swiftly and brutally remove them from the guild! |
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Q: If I'm an asshole will people notice? A: You'll fit right in! Drunkards have a wide variety of members ranging from assholes, to jerk-offs, and even plain old idiots! |