Drunken Quotes
Sporks and Corks Intl. - Where do you get YOUR sporks (and corks).
Sometimes CR is best left to the almighty.
Because beating up a defenseless soulbinder to take out your anger is better than beating up your children.
errr... hmmm
When he actually DID die (when I said WTF?) I felt kinda bad... well sorta bad.
Crunchy Acrylia Studded Gnome :(
Why it's never a good idea for an entire group *except* Twyl to go afk.
The downfalls of roleplay.
Srukin, master of the badly timed discipline.
The opposite can also be argued.
Not surprisingly, the call never came.
Cambells newest flavor!
It's like she is my long lost sister or something.
"Are you in need of a messiah?" "no but I'll take 'em bags of money though"
He's hella injected with spermacide.
Derreck re-using old material.
Er... uhm... =/
Naturally I missed out on it :(
Ever since Perrir stopped taking his meds, being a newbie cleric in Neriak has been hazzardous.
It's a well documented fact that the bladder is directly wired into the listening portion of the brain.
Ener and his brain, constantly at odds.
Pick a Bar, what the hell is pick a bar? (If you find that funny, I LOVE YOU)
Never lose faith.
Energiser is about to go postal bazaar.
The only thing he could have done to further his clean state would be a deep naval cleaning.
I'm not sure if this was a typo on a hotkey, or if I really am his Conrade :(
Truly ahead of his time.
Hackers who hail of course from Hackerville, the capital deep in the hills of Hackerland.
Fright is a HUGE ^_^
Ener unsure what to do when something he says inadvertantly turns out to make sense.
After the fact, her insurance premiums went through the roof.
Ironic that the threat intended to keep it from this page is what ultimately led to its presence here.
A true Drunkard.
The new UI wasn't well recieved by everyone... specifically evil dark elf clerics.
All the ladies want Twyl, especially the ones played by guys!
It would have been a lot funnier if instead of Srukin it was like some uber warrior... but ah well :D
If I had a girlfriend who made me mystery sandwiches I'd be excited like this too!
Any and all who leave the guild are explained to the remaining few as to have had "an accident" and "not coming back."
Perhaps she's making an artistic statement about names and the duality towards humans they hold, a sort of anti-christ, christ, figure, if you will... ... nevermind.
Given my current stance on mexicans, I'll refrain from comment.
My plan, foiled!
Black people scare Anny.
Contrary to popular believe, Lohocla doesn't spell "alcohol" backwards, but rather "obvious."
A day in the life of Bummy.
=/ If I don't preform two jumps a year I risk getting fired.
You never expect it UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE!
I had to pay interest on it too =(
Ener put it best when he said: /panic
Philosophy... Drunkards style.
Classic case of the Pot telling the kettle it doesn't know how to spell... or something
What's worse than a dildo head? A god damn dildo head!
kekeke!
Ener playing the Johnny Carson psychic home game!
Why Lando is my friend.
New to everquest or new to logic?
Power to the newbies.
And now you know
Hahaha... hah... ha.. hmm
...sigh...
Doesn't get much more valid than this... well, except *BOOM FLAMES*
Sebilis, meeting place of the mentally challenged.
Yay! Wait doh :(
=(
I petitioned him and got his ass banned.
Verant finally putting in items for the casual player.
I laughed until I realized he was right =(
The drunkards truly are the rough in the diamond.
A judge knows.
When he first did it, he didn't know the power it would have over him.
Before they were stars: Fancy was once part of a militant underground group.
Lewis & Clark he aint.
Aerys is back! And so is the gay!
Damn Straight!
Speculation? :(
Finally, a website out there for the rest of us.
Lets hope he doesn't make the same mistake the Mule did *see above*
She speaks of course of Twyl's room, and his wonderful panty collection... it wasn't a mistell I SWEAR!
I'm sure he understands.
All your loot ARE belong to Twyl!
This is beyond explanation
Guenyvar... a living Hitchcock film.
LoH (Lay on Hands) WAS up and ready... but apparently Srukin wasn't worth saving.
Sell the positives, sell the positives!
The wheel in the sky keeps on turnining!
Lauki... confused as always! :D
So it is written.
Some skeletons have upper management written all over them.
Twyl's neverending run from danger!
The Norrath Scion knows no one appreciates any jibber jabber!
In your face, God!
Anny actually buys MANY gay accounts.
Proper precautions when dealing with Twyl and Lohocla.
He's also developed the 1000 mile stare
The proper way to give rangers directions.
Jon skipped the first 4 steps of dealing with death and went straight to acceptance
Some people just don't get it.
Call him simple if you like, but he's got a valid complaint.
Image where we would be without Kasinova.
I know a limerick that starts just like this.
Honest Cyber?
a 3 hour trip... a 3 hour trip
God is more willing to preform small miracles.
Scandal!
Lets give her a hand folks!
As amused by this as Derreck was, it didn't come close to the time he looted "A Cockatrice Penis"
"that's right... now ease back on the stick- not too hard now"
Amazingly, I didn't see this one coming.
Thanos says "F the system, I want purple wrists!"
Lauki off the hook... this time
Who doesn't, now a days.
More SoL bugs =/
Flattery is the best approach when begging.
Bummy- Troll, Gentlemen, Genius.
Mangled Guild shout? Or Twyl after charm breaks?
Saving lives and performing miracles didn't give it away, but the crucifiction pose gets them every time.
Don't let yourself become a victim of LOED (Loot Over-Excitement Disorder)
Our EQ friends from communist regimes aren't as excited about the door as the rest of us.
Amazingly no one had thought of this before Gallup.
Bummy- a troll amongst men... /salute
There's a right way, a wrong way... and the Gay Gallup Way.
This is only funny because it's 100% true.
Twyl trying to appear informative and witty but missing the "moment" by mere seconds.
Daeus scaring Twyl...
Daues scaring Twyl more =(
At least Srukin doesn't crap on the rug... usually.
Draygen's answer to the Russian's 5-year plan.
Twyl pushing the envelope.
Yes... just imagine... =(
Jeff is a master chef... not by choice.
Derreck's ESP fails =(
Straka praying for us to hit our old stride.
As a durnkard I can get away with saying this.
Be afraid...
It's like plugging your nose when you eat crap food and pretending it's pizza!
EQ can teach us so much about the real world.
Sagely Advice
Who here among us can say the same? *hangs his head in shame*
Very good Straka! We're all so proud..
Makes it hard to trust these people with your life =(
Match Point, Twyl!
Straka moved to Oz cause Child Services were tracking him down.
Bumwuk going through his pre-raid checklist.
Good kids will look out for their own best interests.
How we get Drunkards to go on raids.
I love black! Black coffee, black clothes- I'm a regular Lincoln.
Much like the philosophers who came up with Spontaneous Generation.
Sadly- this caused about 30% of our members to leave.
They were designed this way.
Pioneer Gnome!
Pouring salt on the wounds.
Awwww it's cute!
And to imagine- one single simple tiny 's' would've keep this off the quotes page.
Guys never give up.
In all humor is a small large amount of truth.
About this time Twyl realized going on this raid was a big mistake...
The Few, the Proud, the canucks.
Thanos' friend calling him gay on national TV... and Thanos loving it!
No matter what angle you approach it- sound advice is sound advice.
On the subject of surfing internet porn- Loh asks the master (me).
And I don't kill anyone because it's wrong... except mexicans.
On a side note the eating emote in the midde of the two tells is kinda amusing in an almost ironic sort of way =D
She = Lauki's Wife- now you see why his better half is his better half.
Imagine the annoyance =/
It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
Lovely irony =)
The three words Twyl loves to hear in bed.
Nothing like a good old fashioned piss-off.
Poor Twyl =(
And we're all very proud.
He wrote the mayor over this one.
Lauki hoping Twyl is in the mood for love.
More Philosophy!
Twyl says: Because I can!
Dyon knows her brand... do you know yours?
Lauki was in nam, he knows his shit.
(he's a gnome)
In the fine Tradidion of Lohocla.
Because we know how to make lasting impressiosn.
Gullable Twyl
Unimpressed with Kaar's luck, Srukin awe's the party with HIS luck.
Twyl's mom embarassing him.
Makes sense to me!
Get it?
Sheer genius.
Why life is so sweet.
A group exploiting Thanos' weakness.
Thanos avoiding flak.
Thanos and his first trip to hate!
The level of coolness we all wish to achieve.
Hmm, perhaps a "new item".
And now you know.
How Bauki plans to get his lamentation.
=/
Why Twyl doesn't like others on his account.
Preach on Brother Straka.
Proof that TV is good for kids.
Lohocla is not really a confused ranger, he just plays one in EQ.
Just so we all know how Bret's been doing.
The Canadian Stalone.
No one ever has time for Srukin =(
Awww =( Wait YAY!
Gallup admits his faults.
Twyl being famous.
Roger Ebert he is not.
What Aerys has gained by being a Drunkard.
Thanos gets peeved.
How Twyl gets his kicks (it's sad really)
Just like Pavlov's dogs.
Never before have I been so glad that Tpill isn't a tank.
Proof that the universe is dictated by Thanos.
Twyl gets pampered much like one pampers a small animal!
I know what you're thinking... An Aerys quote... where the gay? Fear not- she referred back to this incident as "gay" moments later.
Cyber gone horribly wrong?
Some people call Guen gifted.
I'm writing this caption but I forgot what the qutoe says.
Lauki almost gets away with stealing half of Twyl's fortune!
Lauki once again proves his intellect rivals that of Thanos'.
Everything is better on weed!
More of Thanos' latent homosexual tendencies =D
Rangers are semi good- sometimes.
This (being his second attempt) was better that his first attempt- as it was on weed!
Sorry Ladies, he's already spoken for.
Rono- Lost and confused.
When Thanos dings, he DINGS!
Riddeck's pets live a life of luxury.
The Drunkards have the CT Elite!
Excitment causes failure =(
Thanos has the highest IQ in the guild.
100% Fact
Teeney finds the jail in Droga.
Incited by Loh's ffriendly terms for us.
... another Aerys quote- another homosexual moment
MORE proof that Twyl is special.
We're all doomed.
One of many non-eq related activities- Thanks Thanos!
Bret now resides in Mexico- where uber guilds are KING.
You can only push bandits so far.
Two part quote- first cause it's great, and second cause Bummy likes the "BOOM FLAMES" part.
It should be obvious as to why this is a great quote.
Thanos wondering why he works too hard.
It's just cute!
Never talk politics with orcs.
Despite what appears to be obvious- this tell wasn't actually sent to Twyl *sighs* props to Guen tho!
Lauki's Trueism
Twyl formulates his Hypothesis.
Innocent Rono raid? Or gay porn disguised... you be the judge!
Twyl's wishes come true!
Teeney PROVES just how uber Shadow Knights really are!
I'm fairly certain he had a good point- what it was is beyond me, however.
Riddeck: Nice guy or indian giver?
Twyl finds his way into another perverted AFK message
I'm making an Ogre's dreams come true!
I can understand his logic- can YOU?
It's true...
Thanos on as Ronoldo revealing his secret desires.
Invitations like this only come along a few times in a lifetime.
In many cases this would be a good thing... alas, only Twyl knows the horror he goes through now =(
Informative AND witty!
I'm starting to wonder why all of Aerys' quotes have the word "gay" in them.
For all of you who doubt Twyl's Strength!
Thanos' words of wisdom.
Now THAT'S talent!
Simple, Straight, and to the point.
Yay! Wait... nooo =(
Bumwuk in all his glory!
Guen looking out for Twyl's best interests.
Unfortunately, guide's aren't trained to handle a Simpsons crisis.
I was in Neriak when I got this tell... note his/her location.
Sometimes it's ok to say how you feel.
The invitation of a lifetime!
How the Drunkards keep track of time.
When 20 Questions goes horribly wrong.
In the fine Tradition of Bret...
As Drunkards, you can sometimes count on us.
Now imagine reading ONLY Twyl's emote.
I said it before, and I'll say it again 'EWWW'
Rono isn't the brightest of the bunch.
Don't accept candy from strangers.
*groan*
Sometimes the Guild Shout is allowed to be skipped.
Circular Logic?
Twyl has the Luck of the Irish!
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When faced with a new situation, man often reverts to baser instincts.
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Verant looking out for the little guy.
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It's ok as long as you know you're not gay.
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OUCH!
One word: woo-hoo!.
It makes it fun when people send lots of little tells instead of a big long one that can't be chopped up to make them say stupid things.
Actually a song quote that Bret said wrong.
This one speaks for itself.
Gokuu's little secret.
This picture Snapped in the Freeport Arena... Tygro died moments later.
Twyl reflects on life.
Bret's a little slow.
Tomb taking out agression on the lesser folk.
Some guys go for the direct approach.
We're a regular support group.
Shocking Confessions.
Bumwuk feels ill.
Even if out of context, this is one of the best tells I have EVER gotten.
I am not sure if I can say ANYTHING to make this look any worse that it does.
People have so much sympathy these days.
Out of context?... damn straight!
Tylor is invincible.
Roso and his personal life.
Twyl's strange confession in OOC speak.
Thanoshealer makes a horrible realization.
Thanos learning yet another up-side to drinking.
How we welcome our new recruits.